SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake is a colourful throwback to a brighter era – one ruled by simple 3D platformers with basic controls, limited levels, and linear paths. As a successor to the SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom remake, which were able to capture a nostalgic audience, The Cosmic Shake is largely successful. Nevertheless its devotion to the platforming tropes and mechanics of the past leaves it feeling like a momentarily pleasant, but forgettable funfair ride.
Its opening levels sparkle having a real sense of joy. In splashes of colour and snappy dialogue, we meet SpongeBob and Patrick, and the stage is placed for a wild adventure. In this tale, SpongeBob meets a mysterious fortune teller, who gives him a potion designed to ‘realise his dreams’.
What SpongeBob doesn’t realise is the potion is genuine magic, stolen from King Neptune himself. Each wish he makes becomes real instantly – from Patrick turning into a balloon, to Sandy finally being recognised for her talents. Wish upon wish breezes past, until the land of Bikini Bottom splits itself apart to meet the demands of SpongeBob’s desires. Within this act, the truth is torn, and SpongeBob’s friends disappear into new, broken realms where they’re famous celebrities, pirate lords, and towering monsters.
This ‘Cosmic Shake’ presents a twist on the traditional SpongeBob formula, creating new and unique scenarios to traverse with SpongeBob’s trusty bubble wand – although there’s rarely a surprise during these worlds.
The first Cosmic realm within the adventure, Wild West Jellyfish Fields, is probably probably the most inventive and joyful from the levels on show. Here, you’re tasked with donning a cowboy outfit and collecting Cactus Juice for an alternate reality Mr. Krabs. In collecting the juice, you’ll traverse a purple-hued desert, jumping across a variety of standard obstacle courses (pillars that dip with weight, roving platforms, ledges to climb) while fending off enemies, and discovering hidden collectibles on the way.
You’ll also ride a seahorse, be a part of races, and are available to terms using the game’s odd bubble wand swings (SpongeBob doesn't hit ‘forward’, but in a circular sweep, complicating combat and making attacks feel less precise).
Wild West Jellyfish Fields doesn’t present much of a challenge – a recurring theme through the game – but provides a colourful and funny romp through a new twist on Bikini Bottom. Having each original SpongeBob actor reprising their roles contributes to this joy, and makes each level feel like its very own special, gorgeously animated SpongeBob tale.
Sparks of imagination also promote themselves in Medieval Sulfur Fields, containing a distinctive boss mini-game, and wonderful traversal across castle grounds filled with lakes to cross, beams to climb, and goofy enemies to hit.
But subsequent worlds – including prehistoric, Halloween, and pirate locales – don’t feel nearly as creative. Platforming ideas become repeated in these locales and eventually grow stale, regardless of the entire game only lasting between 5-6 hours.
This feeling is compounded by a insufficient real surprises in each realm. Some result in a large, memorable boss fight. Others simply conk out with a whisper, leaving you to head to another chapter following a brief story cutscene. You perform similar actions during these levels too, hitting enemies, collecting jelly, and completing menial (sometimes repetitive) tasks.
A pleasant soundtrack and colourful visuals help the action bob along at pace – but each level in The Cosmic Shake lacks a much-needed sense of pizzazz. They’re fairly linear, push you along on one track, and rarely hide genuine secrets. As a result, there’s no real impetus to explore the nooks and crannies, or take more time in each world. They become forgettable.
A quantity of references in the game do point to another objective for the game: servicing the nostalgia crowd. At some point, Sandy dons a Kill Bill jumpsuit, and plenty of memes are referenced, including in character costumes and entire levels. But even though you may obtain a remove of these references, they don’t help the relative simplicity of the particular game itself.
While its reverence for Battle for Bikini Bottom and adoption of classic platforming mechanics may momentarily delight those who’ve developed with the original SpongeBob games (of which there have been surprisingly many), Cosmic Shake’s lack of new ideas is unlikely to carry the interest of people who have become accustomed to more modern and interesting takes on the genre. This really is Battle for Bikini Bottom: Redux, a rather new spin around the classic, using similar assets, gameplay, and ideas. The ‘alternate reality’ theming does provide an item of difference from past SpongeBob games, but there’s a real feeling of reservation towards going ‘all out’ with these ideas – which limits the scope of the game.
Snappy dialogue brings the sporadic laugh, and also the experience remains pleasant enough throughout its entire runtime – but a devotion towards the past, and a seeming lack of interesting ideas means The Cosmic Shake simply slides off the brain, just like a passing thought.
3 Stars: ★★★
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake
Platforms: PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PC, Nintendo Switch
Developer: Purple Lamp Studios
Publisher: THQ Nordic
Release Date: 31 January 2023
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